Won't somebody think of the Hiltons?

As most of you know Paris Hilton is sentenced to 45 days in jail commencing on the 6Th of June. In order of preventing this "travesty," Paris's Trusty fans have come out of the woodwork and have set up an online petition addressed to Governor of California, Arnold Shrwarchsneger.

The petition is farcical and in no way could be taken seriously, some of my Favourite lines in the petition are as follows:
"Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives."

"Hilton is notable for her leading roles on the FOX reality series The Simple Life and in the remake of the Vincent Price horror classic "House of Wax"."

"Yet, Paris Hilton did not hurt, injure, or kill anyone or anything, and yet she must do jail time."

"If the late Former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late Former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake as well, and we hope and expect The Governor will understand and grant this unusual but important request in good faith to Ms. Paris Whitney Hilton."



Unfortuantly for Ms Hilton A rival petition requesting that she DOES serve her full sentence has been set up and currently has more than double the amount of online signitures than the other one.